OSHA (Organization of Strange Horse Afflictions) has mandated that all vehicles operated by anyone who suffers from any form of the Horse Addictus Affliction Disability Disorder (HAADD) to prominently display an official approved warning sticker on the rear of the vehicle.
This warning sticker identifies sufferers of the incurable disease identified by OSHA (Organization of Strange Horse Afflictions) as Horse Addictus Affliction Disability Disorder (HAADD) and entitles them to engage in spontaneous manuevers at any moment while driving.
This warning sticker is intended to warn tailgaters the vehicle being followed is driven by some one who is Horse Addictus Affliction Disability Disorder (HAADD) afflicted and thus suffers from sudden involuntary actions that may catch someone by surprise.
The Organization of Strange Horse Afflictions (OSHA) has determined involuntary sudden and abrupt actions by Horse Addictus Affliction Disability Disorder (HAADD) sufferers may cause Wide Eye Syndrome (WES) in driver and passengers of following vehicles.
In addition to having the OSHA Horse Person's Warning Tag displayed on all vehicles under the control of HAADD (Horse Addictus Affliction Disability Disorder) victims OSHA recommends purchasing extra tags for all friends of such victims as gifts. This protocol will remove vehicle borrowing objections and will prepare all vehicles against future OSHA violations.
The OSHA Horse Person's Warning Tag measures 6 and 1/2 inches wide by 3 and 1/4 inches high. It will fit on any bumper, any vehicle flat surface or glass.
OSHA compliance tags may be purchased online for $3.00, (Free shipping, HAADD is enough of a burden) by clicking on the button below.
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